Cabbagxen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, astonishing wyvern.

Cabbagxen created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabbagxen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cabbagxen, it will send you a sign.

Cabbagxen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cabbagxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Cabbagxen on top of important buildings.
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