Logzedflab Feb is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Logzedflab Feb created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Logzedflab Feb, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logzedflab Feb, it will ignore you.

Logzedflab Feb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Logzedflab Feb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.