Wapbodlop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful clam.

Wapbodlop created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbodlop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wapbodlop, she will turn you into a duck.

Wapbodlop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wapbodlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wapbodlop.

3. Never feed lentils to voles while wearing green kilts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never wear red hats.