Canbab Jigdap is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable
crow.
Canbab Jigdap created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Canbab Jigdap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Canbab Jigdap, he will turn you into a rock.
Canbab Jigdap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Canbab Jigdap's Holy Commandments1. Never hop near moths.
2. Do not shave your head.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Do not speak about tomatoes.