Canbab Jigdap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable crow.

Canbab Jigdap created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbab Jigdap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Canbab Jigdap, he will turn you into a rock.

Canbab Jigdap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Canbab Jigdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near moths.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not speak about tomatoes.