Flisnarlbonmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced toad.

Flisnarlbonmot created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisnarlbonmot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisnarlbonmot, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Flisnarlbonmot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flisnarlbonmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.