Hivcabrill is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful beaver.

Hivcabrill created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcabrill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hivcabrill, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hivcabrill's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hivcabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about fire.