Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent goblin.

Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam first in all things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must love Stipgebdoss Bugpigfossquam.

5. Do not eat peas.