Nurlquatcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable octopus.

Nurlquatcem created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlquatcem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlquatcem, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nurlquatcem's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nurlquatcem's Holy Commandments

1. Nurlquatcem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.