Gigwabduss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful guinea pig.

Gigwabduss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigwabduss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gigwabduss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gigwabduss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gigwabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gigwabduss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the north.