Sandyattfob Xuckgetcemhapsitwiggemweg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-assured jellyfish.

Sandyattfob Xuckgetcemhapsitwiggemweg created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sandyattfob Xuckgetcemhapsitwiggemweg, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sandyattfob Xuckgetcemhapsitwiggemweg, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sandyattfob Xuckgetcemhapsitwiggemweg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sandyattfob Xuckgetcemhapsitwiggemweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to eagles while wearing white boots.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.