Flapnulkem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless naga.

Flapnulkem created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Flapnulkem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flapnulkem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flapnulkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flapnulkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.