Megmumdutjin Labarpmab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, uncaring scorpion.

Megmumdutjin Labarpmab created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megmumdutjin Labarpmab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megmumdutjin Labarpmab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Megmumdutjin Labarpmab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Megmumdutjin Labarpmab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.