Danhonyart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent butterfly.

Danhonyart created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danhonyart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Danhonyart, he will send you a sign.

Danhonyart's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Danhonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing orange rings and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.