Cumyarvin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish giraffe.

Cumyarvin created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumyarvin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cumyarvin, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cumyarvin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cumyarvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing white corsets and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.