Pomdadpark is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthoughtful gnu.

Pomdadpark created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomdadpark, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomdadpark, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pomdadpark's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pomdadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about black holes.