Fenhimdidjig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive salamander.

Fenhimdidjig created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Fenhimdidjig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fenhimdidjig, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fenhimdidjig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fenhimdidjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing black shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.