Yarhinbunlam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humorless ant.

Yarhinbunlam created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarhinbunlam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarhinbunlam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yarhinbunlam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Yarhinbunlam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Yarhinbunlam's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Yarhinbunlam.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.