Sawbastdag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud centipede.

Sawbastdag created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawbastdag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sawbastdag, it will curse you with boils.

Sawbastdag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sawbastdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.