Tik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient gerbil.

Tik created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tik, it will turn you into a dog.

Tik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Never wear pink skirts.

5. Do not eat wheat.