Shavhambat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered pig.

Shavhambat created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Shavhambat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Shavhambat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Shavhambat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Shavhambat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never laugh in the presence of eagles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about fire.