Babyogbaf is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, sage
penguin.
Babyogbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Babyogbaf, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Babyogbaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Babyogbaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Babyogbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never think about archaea.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing brown scarves and balancing five titanium spheres on your neck.
4. Do not wear fawn clothing.
5. Learn seven new languages a year.