Bissnibbep is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable gnu.

Bissnibbep created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnibbep, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bissnibbep, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bissnibbep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Bissnibbep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never talk about fire.