Hogcithug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful swan.

Hogcithug created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hogcithug, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hogcithug, it will remove you from existence.

Hogcithug's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hogcithug's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never look in ponds.