Narkadcen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous gnu.

Narkadcen created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narkadcen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narkadcen, it will not invite you to parties.

Narkadcen's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Narkadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to ants while wearing brown kilts.

2. Narkadcen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away from cyan aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.