Appnigfum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, able armadillo.

Appnigfum created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appnigfum, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Appnigfum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Appnigfum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Appnigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Appnigfum.

5. Run away if four voles approach from the east.