Stiktenwiglog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable pig.

Stiktenwiglog created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Stiktenwiglog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stiktenwiglog, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stiktenwiglog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Stiktenwiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

2. Run away from cyan rats, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.