Gemlisthog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering parrot.

Gemlisthog created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlisthog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemlisthog, she will turn you into a worm.

Gemlisthog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gemlisthog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.