Bastdapflat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving meerkat.

Bastdapflat created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdapflat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastdapflat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bastdapflat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bastdapflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not take Bastdapflat's name in vain.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always pray immersed in water.