Babbudxen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing hamster.

Babbudxen created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbudxen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Babbudxen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babbudxen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Babbudxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Babbudxen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.