Nibwitfab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nibwitfab created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwitfab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibwitfab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nibwitfab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nibwitfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nibwitfab.