Rulldap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident crocodile.

Rulldap created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulldap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulldap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rulldap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rulldap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Erect three platinum sculptures of Rulldap on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing four gold spheres on your feet.

4. Hide from yellow capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rulldap on top of all buildings.