Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable dog.

Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Bogmidjen Lapvegpit Haprapsombut's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.