Ceptabflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring goose.

Ceptabflan created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptabflan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ceptabflan, she will curse you with boils.

Ceptabflan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ceptabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Worship no other gods but Ceptabflan.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.