Yarltabgum Ruttnuttstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered crane.

Yarltabgum Ruttnuttstaf created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarltabgum Ruttnuttstaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarltabgum Ruttnuttstaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yarltabgum Ruttnuttstaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yarltabgum Ruttnuttstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.