Ruttadgar is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unselfish seal.

Ruttadgar created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttadgar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ruttadgar, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ruttadgar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Ruttadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help whales in need.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Ruttadgar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.