Cebjinquart Yikxuctetti is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient wyvern.

Cebjinquart Yikxuctetti created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebjinquart Yikxuctetti, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebjinquart Yikxuctetti, he will think nothing of it.

Cebjinquart Yikxuctetti's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cebjinquart Yikxuctetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing brown jumpers and balancing seven copper spheres on your head.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.