Tailgessbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, almighty snail.

Tailgessbet created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailgessbet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailgessbet, it will turn you into a mole.

Tailgessbet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tailgessbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about moons.