Kimdotnart is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent wombat.

Kimdotnart created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Kimdotnart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kimdotnart, she will think nothing of it.

Kimdotnart's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kimdotnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

4. Never chant near pigs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.