Dossflatquim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful dugong.

Dossflatquim created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossflatquim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossflatquim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dossflatquim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dossflatquim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never skip in the presence of tapirs.

4. Dossflatquim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.