Didbusjap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, egotistical capybara.

Didbusjap created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbusjap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didbusjap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Didbusjap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Didbusjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Run away from brown dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.