Fligcubomt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful fairy.

Fligcubomt created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcubomt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fligcubomt, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fligcubomt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fligcubomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to geese while wearing blue ear rings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt turtles.