Fligsakjop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise deer.

Fligsakjop created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fligsakjop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligsakjop, it will turn you into a mole.

Fligsakjop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fligsakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.