Libhudomin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, duplicitous seal.

Libhudomin created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libhudomin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Libhudomin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Libhudomin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Libhudomin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not chop down trees.