Hatbaprandut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy mink.

Hatbaprandut created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbaprandut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hatbaprandut, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hatbaprandut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hatbaprandut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Hatbaprandut on top of important buildings.