Vidwodyogcim is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, passionate
badger.
Vidwodyogcim created water seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidwodyogcim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Vidwodyogcim, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Vidwodyogcim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.
Vidwodyogcim's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Vidwodyogcim five times a day.
2. Do not wear white clothing.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.