Omtragtif is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous donkey.

Omtragtif created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Omtragtif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Omtragtif, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Omtragtif's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Omtragtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtragtif.
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