Matbellban is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful
dugong.
Matbellban created carbon two years ago.
If you believe in
Matbellban, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Matbellban, she will send two she bears to sort you out.
Matbellban's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Matbellban's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.
2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
3. Do not wear orange clothing.
4. Never paint your neck red.
5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.