Cimkimfud is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable
butterfly.
Cimkimfud created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimkimfud, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cimkimfud, it will strike you with lightening.
Cimkimfud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Cimkimfud's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry squirrels.
2. Do not kill capybaras.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never pour water over plants.