Cimkimfud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable butterfly.

Cimkimfud created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimkimfud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimkimfud, it will strike you with lightening.

Cimkimfud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cimkimfud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.