Paktigwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain dingo.

Paktigwap created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Paktigwap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Paktigwap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Paktigwap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Paktigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Paktigwap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not wear green clothing.