Tagflanhug is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless
crocodile.
Tagflanhug created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagflanhug, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Tagflanhug, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Tagflanhug's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Tagflanhug's Holy Commandments1. Always help great tits in need.
2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.
3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
4. Never talk about eukaryotes.
5. Do not hurt badgers.